The cake is watching me

When I was given the hefty list of foods that I was not allowed on the fodmap diet, my first thoughts were “Oh my God no bread,” followed by “Oh my God no cake.”
I do enjoy a slice of cake. It is a common pass time of mine to catch up with a friend over a piece of cake and a cup of tea.
Sometimes I wonder why I am not the size of a house, and then I realise that it’s because I poo everything out at an alarming rate. Did you know that for a normal person 
Being on this diet I have found out many things. Mainly, how utterly appalling my self control is.
I know I’m not meant to have that piece of cake. That glorious piece of cake that is staring me down singing “you know you want me” and dancing in a seductive way with a fork, is on the “Not allowed list” It has wheat, and most importantly an epic amount of sugar in it.
Yet I am there, five minutes later, feeling guilty that I shoved that piece of cake into my mouth and I damn well enjoyed it.
However my J Pouch is not impressed. I have learnt the hard way that on top of the fodmap diet no no’s, sugar is out.
I always thought that wheat would be my biggest problem to cut but in fact its sugar. It is everywhere and I never realised I how much I had until I tried to cut it out.
It’s everywhere and trying to exclude it is so hard. So far I have only managed 4 days tops to exclude it and then I cave.
I managed to last nearly 2 weeks without wheat and all the other crazy no no’s and I got really upset and everything went out the window.
Being on the fodmap diet I have learnt that if I want to eat I have to take lunch with me. There are very limited foods I can pick up on the go and in a rush.
Even though I know that this diet is what could be the key from keeping me off antibiotics I am finding it difficult to stick to it. Having UC, the ops and now all the problems with the J Pouch, I have adopted the Fuck It mentality. I have missed out on so much and my illness prevents me from doing so many things that I do end up eating things that I shouldn’t. Why can’t I eat that piece of cake? UC has robbed me of so many things so why can’t I eat the cake just like everyone else.
I have been doing a lot of research recently regarding diet and Jpouch and have found some interesting information regarding UC and diet.
When I was diagnosed one of the first things I asked was “Should I change my diet?” I was told that I should be fine, and that when I am in remission that I can eat what I want and to just “listen to my body” when I am in a flare and not eat too many fruits and vegetables.
IBD takes the “one size fits all” and stamps all over it. It’s different for so many people; no wonder the doctors don’t recommend you start cutting certain foods out because what will flare me won’t flare you.
I wish they had recommend trying different diets, or at least planted the seed of researching different foods that could aggravate my UC. Especially now I am having the same symptoms I had with my UC except without an intestine.  
I hope that the gastroenterologists are starting to seek alternatives, to realise that though it is completely necessary to control the flare, that there could be an underlying problem that diet could help to address.
I hope that people with IBD see this blog and decide to do some research on what works for them. Sometimes doctors are so focused on getting the flare under control they don’t consider any other alternatives than those dreaded steroids, when a few changes in diet could relieve a lot of pain that some of us IBD sufferers have.
In the mean time I’m going to try harder to stick to this diet. What’s the point of preaching to everyone if I don’t heed my own advice?!
So Mr Cake, you and I will cross paths occasionally, I only ask that you stop doing that sexy dance with the fork because it makes me want you just that little bit more!

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